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"Grown-ups never understand anything by themselves, and it is tiresome for children to be always and forever explaining things to them." — The Little Prince

"Let's stop saying 'don't quote me' because if no one quotes you, you probably haven't said a thing worth saying." — KMFDM

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If you’re here for dry humor, sparkles, and a sprinkle of chaos—you’ve found your person.

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Mainly, I've been drinking loads of green tea, unsweetened. If I do sweeten it, I use vegan honey from the healthy honey bees of the United States. 🍵ྀི ₊ ⊹

POV: You’re at your boyfriend’s place for the first time, & you discover he sleeps with a vintage naked mole-rat plushie he scored on eBay from the '90s.

You know what I'd like for my 28th birthday in September? The most realistic Gizmo robot on the market.

Gizmo

I don't have the courage to confess my feelings to him because every guy rejects me & never wants me back. I'm scared he'll be the next one.

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My Favorite Songs

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